Not Today

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grlart:

Prom night with Poseidon

Mikaela Kreuz by Dana Trippe

thebootydiaries:

• hear noises
• pause music
• complete silence
• play music
• hear noises again

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onauo:

happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time

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deadlygreen:

1-800-ugly-godess:

moonemojii:

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

@iridescentavocado

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pajamaben:

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

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